#1. I'm a Pug!
Y'all ready to do this thing? Whucha gonna do?
#2. Planet of the Pugs
Grrr... lollipops in the sand...
#3. Japanese Chewy Steal
The big white dog is a Zen Master--- or else stone-bag dumb.
#4. Hi, Sophie!
#5. Alas, there is no number 5. I'd recommend the one of pug eating the cheet-O, but nah.