The Writers Center in Bethesda MD (just outside of Washington DC) has a new bumper sticker: WRITE NOW. A bumper sticker I saw on a pickup truck in the Politics & Prose bookstore parking lot: VISUALIZE SWIRLED PEAS. And on a SAAB in College Park MD: THINK POSITIVE THOUGHTS. A bumper sticker writer Tod Goldberg can take credit for: DICK CHENEY IS THE DARK OVERLORD OF THE FUCKTARD ILLUMINATI. What do your characters's bumper stickers say? That's today's five minute writing exercise.