Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Armaggeddon of the Anti-Blog

It's 6-6-6...Another postcard with a grizzly bear in a tutu has arrived: Edna Spokane says that if she were to blog, and she will not blog, her blog would be "The Armaggeddon of the Anti-Blog." Her first and only post would be, "I Refuse to Blog," and you may not comment. She has no news whatsoever about her recent work; she is no longer taking out the Winnebago; she's been devouring Clusterf--k Nation; right now she is busy growing hydroponic carrots. The permafrost is melting, man.